Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Pearl. She is what I lovingly wanted to refer to as my "midlife crisis car". I had visions of Pearl and I whipping around smalltownland with the sunroof open and the windows down. My hair gently flowing in the breeze. But, alas, it was not meant to be. I missed out on the winning bid on e-bay. I am heartbroken. But, don't worry Pearl. I am going to find your sister out there somewhere and buy her.