An heirloom gourd vine is threatening to take over the front porch.
At this point I am not too concerned. I know the common dream is for one to sit and relax on their front porch, but I don't seem to have much luck with that endeavor. On one attempt a snake was found underneath a chair cushion and an angry wasp stung me on the backside while I was attempting relaxation, on another attempt.
Some things aren't meant to be, I suppose.